It’s been a busy few days, but busy is good. When I’m busy I don’t have to think about what to do next, I just go into action.
On Tuesday, the 28th, my day started out with my goal of waking up early to work out in mind. I woke up, remembered to add the inserts to the scrapbook for David, and sat on the edge of my bed to try once again to finish the book. I sat up for an hour and a half the previous night, attempting to silence the mocking words of the instruction label that read out a three-step process to adding more pages to your scrapbook, “scrapbook made easy with our effortless screws that untwist with a screwdriver or a coin, just unscrew, insert, and screw on again!”
Screw the scrapbook, literally.
The top screw went without a hitch, I used a dime and it took all of two minutes for it to casually flop off of its original placing. I moved down to the lower screw and that is when I became unhinged. 90 minutes of my life, a Law & Order episode and a half, and not dime, not flathead, not Philips, not alcoholic screw driver would let loose the devil screw, and I tried them all. Exhausted, tipsy, and ready to raise hell at Beverly’s, I glanced down at my phone and realized David would be calling shortly to say goodnight. I resigned myself to try again in the morning.
I woke up at 7 am, overslept by an hour, and tried for another ten minutes to not punt the scrapbook in frustration. Beverly’s opened at 9 am, so I decided to treat the book like a car and take it in to get checked out as soon as they opened shop. In the interim, I had now diminished the little time I had in the morning to get in a workout, shower, and get ready to go from Beverly’s, to the doctors, to San Jose. Time deficient and stressed, I decided to not do an ab work out or utilize my remaining time to make my workout goal work. I went to Safeway, grabbed a hair dye kit, and spent 25 minutes mousing my hair up while Tank ran away from the sounds of the bath tub and I made lists upon lists of strategies for the day.
The final list concluded as such:
- Pack up car while dye sits in hair, double-check you have everything you need for the night
- Go to Beverly’s from 9-9:30am. Leave no later than that or will be late to Dr.
- Go to Doctor appointment, reschedule exams that will take too long.
- Put on makeup in parking lot of Dr. Office and then leave for SJ.
At 8:58am I knocked on Beverly’s door. The helpful clerk promptly dropped the scrapbook as soon as I handed it to her, pages scattering, their clear binding becoming muddled with Beverly’s floor crud, sliding under registers and surfing along the tile floors in sleek laminated ecstasy. The one screw I had managed to get off, neatly packaged in a see-through sandwich bag bounced to the floor and then disappeared, it’s last bounce echoing like a mini gong had just been hit. She smiled up to me and uttered a breathy, “whoopsie.” Whoopsie? My blood pressure spiked.
After a very tense 25 minutes of instructing Ms. Whoopsie to find another goddamn screw, of myself putting the pages back together and hailing two other very confused and unwilling employees to assist, the four of us managed to assemble the scrapbook. They practically danced me out of the store, ready to call it a day after 30 minutes of officially being open, thanks to the Italian that should have never started scrapbooking.
I plan on purchasing a much simpler, pages-ready kind of scrapbook for any future endeavors in this nerd world.
Arrived at the doctors at 9:50am. My anxiety over being late had me driving like Frogger, weaving stealthily in and out of lines to get that few second jump to arrive that much sooner. I fed the meter, went inside the wrong building, came back out to the meter and fed it more (still nervous because I can’t tell time), and then went into the right building. Waited 45 minutes in a tie-around robe, shivering on a waiting table as I looked at a beautiful photograph of a vineyard in South Cape, Africa. The ambiance was lovely but the temperature was all wrong. The doctor entered the room, chipper and ready for the exam. I responded a with the same coolness I’d been feeling on my back for the past 45 minutes, “Hi, nice to meet you, I’ll need to leave in 35 minutes to feed the meter outside. It only allowed enough time for two hours and I’ve already been here for one.” I really need to learn how to tell time.
She laughed and responded in an accent that sounds like someone in middle school trying to sound British, “Oh dear, it will only take us 30 minutes! We’ll start with your paps smear..” I immediately rescheduled it. “Oh, well in that case you will be out even sooner!” Yes, that was the point. I answered her questions, was told I am funny (I was not joking about yoga at the gym raising my blood pressure..but thanks for calling me funny), and rescheduled for the other exams. Finished my makeup in the bathroom, had a Jason Bourne moment between the hair dying and the creepy putting on of makeup in a public place, and then was on my way to San Jose.
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Arrived at San Jose without hitting too much traffic, just under an hour of driving. I gave David his presents and the scrapbook and we ate BBQ chicken pizza, chicken removed off of mine, and then had the perfect lunch of frozen yogurt.. We drove to San Francisco, ready to celebrate our year and a half anniversary, deciding to make it a tradition to give the scrapbook at the year and a half mark, and also deciding to cancel the wine David reserved for us at our dinner and go get drinks at a bar instead. Had a kamikaze each, a Blue Moon each, and then walked a bit tilted to our dinner at Ristorante Ideale. We ordered wine, finished a basket of bread, his pizza (again, yes), and my pasta and then floated home.
Woke up at 2am for some lemonade in his kitchen, sang as much as we remembered of the song 2am by Slightly Stoopid (Two in the morning ba da ba bee be ba rata ta ta ta hm mm bing bob) and then went back to bed, laughing and heads still spinning a bit. Woke up to find him looking at the scrapbook as he leaned over to kiss me good morning. Life’s never been better.
We went to Crepevine with his mom, and I highly recommend it to anyone- huge portions that make you feel like you’re dining at Hogwarts, no matter how much you eat, your plate stays full. The Safari Cooler was a colorful drink that masks carrot juice with ginger and honey. Watched some Friday Night Lights after walking home and felt the glow of familiarity from the TV screen as we cuddled on the couch. I remembered that feeling the whole hour and 15 minute drive home back to Clayton.
Fell asleep shortly after and woke up this morning ready to make a list to post on the blog, back to everyday reality.
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August 30 Entry
Lifetime goal
- Take a surf lesson in Figi one day.
Will
- Workout today
- Clean room – Buffalo Exchange pile
- Figure out what Nana exactly wants me to do for Aunt Ellens Funeral tomorrow
- Go to sleep early
- Pick up the picture board from Liz tonight
Will Not
- Get nervous about reading the psalms at mass tomorrow, or let my apathy to the words show to the assembly
- Get into any trouble with the family tomorrow
- Get emotional tomorrow as I see my family members do so. Channel your inner Nono.
Tomorrow
- Go to mass, do as much as you can, and then go to the reception and have a drink
- Spend the night watching FNL with David and forgetting about all the stress of the day
Quote
- “Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know jealousy or evil or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring- it was peace.” – Milan Kundera